KAMUS BAHASA PLANET GAUL

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A
AA Gym = Agak agak gimana
Akika, Akyu = Aku
Apose = Apa


B
Bapuk = Barang lapuk, jelek
Begindang = Begini
Bejong = Baju
Belalang = Beli
Belenjong, Blenji = Belanja
Beranak Dalam Kubur = Buang air besar, ber*k
Balon= Bakal calon
Bebong = Babu
Bekibolang= Belok kiri boleh langsung
Brokap = Berapa
Brondong= Cowok/cewek belia
Brownies, Bronis = Brondong manis
Buleleng = Bule


C
Cacamarica = Cari
Capcus = cabut (pulang/pergi)
Caur = Ancur
Ciamik = Bagus
Cimut = Ciuman maut
Cileduk= Cinta lewat dukun
CDMA= Cape deh males ah
Cemat= Cewe matre
Cemen= Gak punya nyali
Cucok, Cucok meong = Cocok
Cumi = Cium


D
Diana. Deske, Dese = Dia
Dendong = Dandan
Doror = Double eror


E
Eke, Ik, ikke = Aku
Endang, Endang gulindang, Endang markondang = Enak, enak sekali
Ember= Emang benar, Iya
Eslong, Ori = Asli, orisinal

G
Gaptek = gagap teknologi
Gazebo = Gak zelas bo
Gedong = Gede, besar
Gilingan = Gila
GTL = gitu loh!


H
Hamidah = Hamil
HandyCam := Kemek/Makan pakai tangan
Hemong = Homo
Himalayang = Hilang


I
Ijo Lumut = Ikatan jomblo lucu dan imut
Indang = Ini

J
Jabluk = Jablay buluk
Jablay = Jarang dibelai, orang yg kesepian/sendirian
Jadul = jaman dulu
Jaim = Jaga imej
Jali-Jali = Jalan-Jalan
Jarpul = jarang pulang
Jayus = banyolan yg gak lucu
Jij, yey = Kamu
Jijay, Jijay Markijay = Jijik
Jomblo = masih sendirian. belum berpasangan
Jorse, Jorki, Joker = Jorok
Jugra = Juga


K
Kawanua = Kamu
Kawilarang = kimpoi
Kayangan, tajir = kaya
Kelinci = Kecil
Kemsi = Kemek/makan siang)
Kencana = Kencing
Kepelong = Kepala
Krejong, Gawe = Kerja


L
Lambreta = Lambat
Lamongan, Lambada = Lama
Lapangan Bola = Lapar
Lekong = Laki
Lemot = Lemah otak
Lumajang = Lumayan
Lula Kamal = Lupa segala kalau malam


M
Mabar, Mebong = Mabok
Macaci = masa sih
Maharani = Mahal
Makaci = terimakasih
Makarena = Makan
Malesia = Malas
Maluku = Malu
Mandole = Mandi
Mandra, Menong, Mindang = Mana
Mataram = Mati
Mawar = Mau
Mehong = Mahal
Meneketehe = Mana aku tahu
Menong, Mandra, Mindang = Mana
Merekah = Marah
Mereske = Mereka
Minangan = Minum
Mindang, Mandra, Menong = Mana
Motorola = Motor
Mukadimah = Muka
Mursida, mursidawati = Murah


N
Najong = Najis
Nanda = Nanti
Naspro = Nasi
Napose = Napa, Kenapa
baik = Napsu
Neting = Negative Thinking
Ngemeng = Ngomong/bicara


O
Organ = Orang
Organ Tunggal, Ortu = Orang Tua


P
Parno = Paranoid
pramuria = Perek Culun
Pelsong = Palsu
Pere = Perempuan
Pertiwi = Perut
Pewe = Posisi (Wu-)enak
Pewong = Perempuan
Piur = Pergi
Poting = Positive thingking
PDA = Please dong ah


R
Rambutan = Rambut
Rusia = Rusak


S
Sastra = Satu
Sekong = Sakit, gay
Sepetong, Spartakus = Sepatu
Sherina = Serius na, seriusnya
Sindang = Sini
Sihombing = sombong
Sindang = Sini
Sipang Ronggeng = Pisang Goreng
Sandro, Sondang = Sana
Sodokur = Sodara
Sondang = Sono
Songong = Belagu
Soraya = Sok
Soraya Perucha = Sakit Perut
Sotoy = Sok tau
Suamsuamkuku = Suamiku
Sutra = Sudah
SMP = Sehabis makan pulang
SMS= Suka sama suka
STDL = Sok tau deh lo
STW = Setengah Tua..


T
Tajir, Kayangan = Kaya
Tasmania = Tas
Telerama = Teler
Tinta = Tidak
Titi DJ = Hati2 di jalan
Titi Kamal= Hati2 kalau malam
Titi Puspa = Hati2 pulang sampai pagi
Titi Syuman = Hati2 cium teman
Tomingse =Tolong Mingkem Sedikit
TBC = Tekanan Batin Cinta
TP = Tebar pesona

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