On the afternoon of Saturday December 5, 2015, two drunk old men got into an argument in a bar, and grabbed their machetes to square up. The fight spilled on the street outside the bar, where the two swung at each other like mad.

The incident happened in Vila Militar neighborhood in Santa Inês, 246 km from São Luís, Brazil. The loser ended up with one of his hands severed, a piece of head scalped, and various other parts of his body slashed. The loser fared better, but also earned himself a few vicious cuts.