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Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]
Halo gan,
ane mau sharing quotes – quotes terkenal seputar dunia komputer. Mungkin orang – orang IT lebih paham quotes ini.
gk tertutup buat agan yang deket sama dunia IT juga.
Beberapa quotes mungkin bisa menginspirasi, beberapa quotes mungkin terdengar lucu (buat orang IT)
langsung aja ya gan
“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
(Pablo Picasso)
HARDWARE
“Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”
(Jeff Pesis)
SOFTWARE
“I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.”
(Dennie van Tassel)
“Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.”
(Brian Kernigan)
“The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.”
(Grady Booch)
PROGRAMMER
“Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.”
(Rich Cook)
“The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.”
(Seymour Cray)
“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.”
(Bill Bryson)
PROGRAMMING
“Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.”
(Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering)
“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”
(John Johnson)
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES
“Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?”
(Richard A. O’Keefe)
“Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.”
(Bob Gray)
“In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.”
(Bjarne Stroustrup)
“Java is, in many ways, C++–.”
(Michael Feldman)
“If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.”
(Robert Sewell)
“You can’t have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional families.”
(Jim McCarthy)
“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”
(Edsger W. Dijkstra)
“If McDonalds were run like a software company, one out of every hundred Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ “
(Mark Minasi)
hehehe sekian dulu agan.. semoga terhibur atau terinspirasi.
Di comment and di rate ya.. timpuk cendol juga boleh
kursus buat jadi programmer
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kita dari tim learnscoding.com ingin menawarkan kursus online buat agan2 yang mau belajar pemrograman secara online. Kursus online merupakan sistem belajar mandiri dimana materi dan guru yang membimbing di akses menggunakan koneksi internet.
sekilas gan, mengenai kursus online dari kita. ada beberapa keunikan seperti:
Buat agan yang pelajar ato mahasiswa bahkan yang sudah bekerja di kantor, semuanya bisa berkesempatan buat belajar. Karena kita sistemnya online, agan bisa pilih waktu yang agan bisa buat belajar. apalagi buat agan yang udah kerja, tapi mau tingkatin skillnya, kelas online ini cocok banget dibandingkan harus ambil kursus konvensional.
Lama belajarnya untuk satu kelasi itu 30 hari ato 1 bulan, agan bisa kuasain materinya.
Mari agan, investasi terbaik adalah investasi terhadap diri sendiri (dalam bidang pendidikan) kata warren buffet. Dengan skill yang baru, bisa membuka peluang agan buat sukses dalam karir di depannya.
Buka web nya di www.learnscoding.com
contact :
Main Office : Jl Kihajar Dewantara no 19 Ciputat,Tangerang Selatan
Branch Office : Jl Kenangan Blok K IV no. 33 Jatinbening, Bekasi
Office Hour : Monday - Friday (08:00 - 17:00 WIB)
Jakarta
15411
Indonesia
Phone : 021 - 442 30 443
Mobile : 0857 828 694 85
ane mau sharing quotes – quotes terkenal seputar dunia komputer. Mungkin orang – orang IT lebih paham quotes ini.
gk tertutup buat agan yang deket sama dunia IT juga.Beberapa quotes mungkin bisa menginspirasi, beberapa quotes mungkin terdengar lucu (buat orang IT)
langsung aja ya gan
“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
(Pablo Picasso)
HARDWARE
“Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”
(Jeff Pesis)
SOFTWARE
“I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.”
(Dennie van Tassel)
“Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.”
(Brian Kernigan)
“The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.”
(Grady Booch)
PROGRAMMER
“Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.”
(Rich Cook)
“The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.”
(Seymour Cray)
“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.”
(Bill Bryson)
PROGRAMMING
“Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.”
(Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering)
“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”
(John Johnson)
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES
“Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?”
(Richard A. O’Keefe)
“Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.”
(Bob Gray)
“In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.”
(Bjarne Stroustrup)
“Java is, in many ways, C++–.”
(Michael Feldman)
“If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.”
(Robert Sewell)
“You can’t have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional families.”
(Jim McCarthy)
“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”
(Edsger W. Dijkstra)
“If McDonalds were run like a software company, one out of every hundred Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ “
(Mark Minasi)
hehehe sekian dulu agan.. semoga terhibur atau terinspirasi.
Di comment and di rate ya.. timpuk cendol juga boleh
kursus buat jadi programmer
Spoiler for klik mau jadi programmer otodidak:
Halo agan,
kita dari tim learnscoding.com ingin menawarkan kursus online buat agan2 yang mau belajar pemrograman secara online. Kursus online merupakan sistem belajar mandiri dimana materi dan guru yang membimbing di akses menggunakan koneksi internet.
sekilas gan, mengenai kursus online dari kita. ada beberapa keunikan seperti:
Spoiler for Materi tersusun rapi dan lengkap, memungkinkan agan menjadi programmer yang handal:
Materi tersusun rapi dan lengkap, memungkinkan agan menjadi programmer yang handal
![Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]](https://dl.kaskus.id/learnscoding.com/images/article/pertemuan.jpg)
Spoiler for ada guru yang online buat ngajari (bisa chating):
Ada guru yang online buat ngajarin (bisa chating)
![Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]](https://dl.kaskus.id/learnscoding.com/images/article/chat%20guru.jpg)
Spoiler for Materi dalam bahasa indonesia yang simpel dan mudah di mengerti:
Materi dalam bahasa indonesia yang simpel dan mudah mengerti.
![Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]](https://dl.kaskus.id/learnscoding.com/index.php?view=image&format=raw&type=img&id=45&option=com_joomgallery&Itemid=465)
Spoiler for Banyak menggunakan ilustrasi:
banyak menggunakan ilustrasi
![Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]](https://dl.kaskus.id/learnscoding.com/images/article/sc_42.jpg)
Spoiler for Ada praktikum langsung membuat program:
Ada praktikum langsung membuat program
![Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]](https://dl.kaskus.id/learnscoding.com/images/article/sc_35.jpg)
Spoiler for Ada ujian online:
Ada ujian nya juga
![Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]](https://dl.kaskus.id/learnscoding.com/images/article/ujian%20all.jpg)
Buat agan yang pelajar ato mahasiswa bahkan yang sudah bekerja di kantor, semuanya bisa berkesempatan buat belajar. Karena kita sistemnya online, agan bisa pilih waktu yang agan bisa buat belajar. apalagi buat agan yang udah kerja, tapi mau tingkatin skillnya, kelas online ini cocok banget dibandingkan harus ambil kursus konvensional.
Lama belajarnya untuk satu kelasi itu 30 hari ato 1 bulan, agan bisa kuasain materinya.
Mari agan, investasi terbaik adalah investasi terhadap diri sendiri (dalam bidang pendidikan) kata warren buffet. Dengan skill yang baru, bisa membuka peluang agan buat sukses dalam karir di depannya.
Buka web nya di www.learnscoding.com
contact :
Main Office : Jl Kihajar Dewantara no 19 Ciputat,Tangerang Selatan
Branch Office : Jl Kenangan Blok K IV no. 33 Jatinbening, Bekasi
Office Hour : Monday - Friday (08:00 - 17:00 WIB)
Jakarta
15411
Indonesia
Phone : 021 - 442 30 443
Mobile : 0857 828 694 85
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