jokes-nya uda lama sih gan...
tapi nih coba ane segerin lagi...

ceritanya ada org kampung ga sengaja bersenggolan dgn bule:

org kampung: am sori ser...
bule: i'm sorry too
o: am sori tri...
b: what are u sorry for?
o: am sori faif...
b: are u sick?
o: am sori sepen...
b: are u allraight?
o: am sori nain...
b: ok, i'll go then
o: am sori ilepen...
b: (pergi ninggalin tuh org kampung)
o: jiaaahhh... tuh bule bego banget... masa dia ga tau habis ilepen tuh twelep. dasar bule kampung...