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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!


Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".


What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress


Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"


Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.


Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.


Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

Kondom bocor rupanya...


Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!


Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --

Pertamax diamankan gan
Quote:Original Posted By cokorpliteks
Pertamax diamankan gan

Pertamax hunter ente...

Yang oktan berapa nih...
ane buka translate dulu ya gan ....
gak ngerti gan wkwkwk..translate dulu dah
hahaha.... joke versi husband and wife ya gan.... kocak juga...
ane ga gerti bahassanya gan...
Quote:Original Posted By Rovino
hahaha.... joke versi husband and wife ya gan.... kocak juga...

wkwkwk kocak gan wkwkw..setuju ane ama si agan ini kocak abis
b ing y, ga ngerti gan
kagak ngarti ane nya gan......
buka kamus dlu..............
Nice joke gan
Wong londo toh..akakakkaakak

ane bantu ya gan Jokes... :D
keep posting

hahaha trit ente bikin ane happy ngakak asli ane ganJokes... :D

asli ane sampe ;ngakak mulu dah gan
ane ga ngerti gan, translate dulu gan
wahhhhhhhhhhh...... ternyata dah pernah baca trit ini
bantu Jokes... :D aja gan

i dont know babarblas gan
wakwka, ngakak ane gans