Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so badly burned
that the morgue needed someone to identify the body.
They called up his two friends, Beng and Kumar.

Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Beng said : " Ya, he's very barbequed like 'cha siu'.
Please roll him over, and I will tell you if he's my friend
Ahmad or not. "

The mortician rolled the body over. Beng looked at his ass
and said : " No-lah, dat not Ahmad. "

The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.

He went and got Kumar to check the body. Kumar looked
closely and said : " Yes, it is true he's burnt very bad; but
roll him over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad. "

Again the mortician rolled the body over.

Kumar looked down at the ass and said : " Oh my
goodness, this is not Ahmad. "

The mortician, unable to stand it anylonger, said : " Okay,
you have to tell me now - how can you and Beng tell ? "

Kumar said : " Well, Ahmad,he had two assholes. "

" What ? ! ! " the motician said in disbelief, " He had two
assholes ? ! ! "

" Oh yes, everyone in Orchard Road knows this.
Everytime the THREE of us go out, people always say, "
Here comes Ahmad with the TWO assholes ! "