I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and
it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly
and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first. Then
I got used to it. I went up and down, and up and down on
it. I was really loving it.

Now I ride on escalators all the time.

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I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It
was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice... I found I
couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I
began to scrape my teeth against it. There it was, in my
mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.

I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookie.

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I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder. There
seemed to be more and more of it. I moved it towards my
lips. It was a strange and new sensation for me. I put it in
my mouth and moved it around and around with my
tongue. The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it
out.

It was quite an experience the 1st time I tasted toothpaste.

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They were both round and firm. There was only the
slightest difference between the two d it hard. I used my
other hand to grab the other one and twist it hard the other
way.

Now there's a brighter light bulb in the livingroom.

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It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of
thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I
was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end
was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of
the tip.

Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

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I knew it could be done. I wanted to try but I didn't know
if I could do it. I called my friend. He said he knew how to
do it and would teach me. He put his arms around me and
started. I watched nervously in the mirror. He finally
finished and pulled back slowly. I felt relieved that it was
over.
I hate neckties.

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It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't
sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it
apart with my fingers to look into it better. I knew how
great it would be if I just started eating it.

But I decided on catsup for my burger.

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They were two of the biggest balls I had ever seen! They
hung so heavy and low. I tried lifting them gently, but that
wasn't
enough. They had to be pulled, and I pulled on them very
hard. They finally came.

I moved them to a higher spot on the Christmas tree.

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