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Ah Beng Stories (Just For Fun)

Ah Beng is the popular name in Malaysia and Singapore for " kiasu man". There are no statistic data about their population, you'll inevitably and instantly recognize one when you see one.
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Someone asks Ah Beng why Lee Hsien Loong goes walking only in the evening but
not in the morning.
Ah Beng replies `Because he is PM not AM'
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Ah Beng buys a new mobile.
He sends a message to everyone in his Phone Book & says, 'My Mobile number has
changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am proud coz my son is in Medical College
Friend:Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Doctor: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come
again.
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Ah Beng reports to police: 'Sir, all items are missing except the TV in mybhouse.'
Police: 'Why the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases his notes from the book when the teacher erases the
board.

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