Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel
for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by
Joe the Bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their
room and
thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known
to be hot
to trot".

The second man married a telephone operator. Joe
showed them to
their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one.
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop
that top
button...".

The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed
them to their
room and thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty but
teachers
are just too frigid".

The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the
morning.
He expected only the teacher's husband to call for
breakfast
any minute and the other two would call much later in the
day.

6:00 a.m.
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The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting
breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Joe
stepped back in shock. The man's pyjamas were still
pressed and his hair nicely combed. Joe asked, "What
happened sir? You married a nurse.

The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All
I heard last night was her nagging voice saying "you're not
sanitary, you're not sanitary". Joe went back down to the
main desk to wait for the next call.

6:30 a.m.
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The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Joe
brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man
opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The
man's hair and pyjamas were properly combed and
pressed. Joe asks," What happened ? Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as their voices."

The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone
operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice
saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes are
up."

Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the
teachers husband
will be calling any minute.

4:30 p.m.
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The teacher's husband called for lunch. Joe can't believe
it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The
man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock.
The man wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess.
He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe
fearing the worst asked "What happened to you? Did you
have a fight?"

The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you
marry be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last
night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to
do this over and over, until we get right."