A man walks into a public men's room. His arms are held
awkwardly out to his sides,forearms hanging limply, fingers
spread apart.

He approaches another man and asks, "Excuse me, but
could you please unzip my fly ? "

The second fellow is embarrassed, but feels sorry for the
stranger, who appears to be crippled. He thinks how
humiliating it must be to unzipping the first man's pants.

Next, the man asks him to hold his penis while he pees.
The second guy is even more embarassed, but does as
he is asked.

Finally, the first guy finishes, and the second man starts to
put his penis back in his pants.

" Oh, I can take care of that. " the first man says, blowint
on his fingers. " I think my nails are dry now."