During an international gynecology conference, an English
doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual
cases they had treated recently.
" Only last week, " the Frenchman said, "a woman came
to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "Don't be absurd,"
the Brit exclaimed.

" It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, she
wouldn't have been able to walk if it were. "
" Aah, you English, always thinking about size, "