A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious
to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The
groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.

" Well, " replied the man " when we had finished making
love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I
put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking. "

" Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his
friend.

" I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't
expect you to have been saving yourself all these years ! "

The groom nodded gently and said : " I don't know if I can
get over this though. She gave me $20 change !