A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while
waiting for a train.

Along came this woman, seeing the 2 cute babies, started
asking the man : " Aren't they cute, what are their names
? "

The man giving the lady an angry look replied : " I don't
know ".

The lady asked again : " Which is a boy and which is a
girl ? "

The man looking angrier than before replied : " I don't
know ".

The woman then started to scold the man : " What kind of
a father are you ? "

The man replied : " I am not their father, I am just a
condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am
taking back to my company. "