An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and
buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

" Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue
you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your
buggy. "

" Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get
home. "

" That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way
that one rein loops across the horse's back and around
one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's
cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that
right away ! "

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about
her encounter with the cop. " Well, dear, what exactly did
he say ? "

" He said the reflector is broken. "

" I can fix that in two minutes. What else ? "

" I'm not sure, Jacob . . . something about the emergency
brake. "