How Many Times ? ? ?


A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an
Indonesian in an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began
discussing
their home lives.

" Last night I made love to my wife four times, " the
Frenchman bragged, " and this morning she made me
delicious crepes and she
told me how much she adored me. "

" Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times, " the
Italian
responded, " and this morning she made me a wonderful
omelet and told
me she could never love another man. "

When the Indonesian remained silent, the Frenchman
smugly asked, " And how many times did you make love
to your wife last night ? "

" Once, " he replied.

" Only once ? " the Italian arrogantly snorted.

" And what did she say to you this morning ? "

" Don't stop. "