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I need to use the toilet
I need to use the toilet

A male pastor walked into a neighbourhood pub to use the
The place was hopping with music and dancing, until
people saw
the pastor.

As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender,
and asked : " May I please use the toilet ? "

The bartender replied : " I really don't think you should. "

" Why not ? " the pastor asked.

" I really need to use the toilet ! "

" Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a
woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf ! "

" Nonsense, " said the pastor, " I'll look the other way ! "

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the
top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the toilet.

After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole
place was hopping with music and dancing again! He
went to the bartender and said : " Sir, I don't understand.
When I came in here, the place was hopping with music
and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I
went to the toilet, and now the place is hopping again. "

" Well, now you're one of us ! " said the bartender.

" Would you like a drink too ? "

" But, I still don't understand, " said the puzzled pastor.

" You see, " laughed the bartender, " every time the fig
leaf is
lifted on the statue, a bell behind the bar rings five times.
Now, how about a drink ? "
Quote:Original Posted By dharma1497
Pertamax kah?

I need to use the toilet
kagak maksud
kagak bisa enggres

ane bantu ya gan I need to use the toilet
keep posting

cacat banget tuh joke ente gan
sep gan jokesnya
ane terus jadi mau ketawa
lumayan gan joke ente,
lanjutkan bro

Practice makes perfect, but nobodys perfect
sorry sir , can u use bahasa indonesia ?
emang bener bener
ngga ada yang bisa nandingi joke ente gan
lumayan buat nyengir ndiri
Salut, kocak banget joke ente gan
itu cewenya bening bgt gan wkwk
bingung gan
lumayan gan
bikin ane nyengir2
ijin nyimak dulu ya gan..
pertamax kah
wah mantap tritmu gan
nggarakno ae