Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”




Burung dan Lebah
Seorang ibu di dapur menyiapkan makan malam untuk keluarganya ketika putrinya berjalan masuk

"Ibu, di mana bayi berasal?"

Ibu berpikir selama beberapa detik dan berkata, "Nah Sayang, Mommy dan Daddy jatuh cinta dan menikah. Suatu malam mereka pergi ke kamar tidur mereka, mereka mencium dan memeluk dan berhubungan seks. "

Putri tampak bingung sehingga sang ibu terus, "Itu berarti ayah menempatkan penisnya dalam vagina ibu itu. Itulah cara Anda mendapatkan bayi, madu "Anak itu tampaknya memahami..

"Oh, saya melihat, tetapi malam ketika saya datang ke kamar Anda Anda memiliki penis ayah di mulut Anda. Apa yang Anda dapatkan ketika Anda melakukan itu? "

"Perhiasan, sayangku. Jewelry. "