Supaya gak serius mulu bawaannya gan

Q : Kenapa gak ke jokes aja
A : Jokes dibawah ini susah dipahami kalau bukan fans sains

Q : Kenapa pake Inggris?
A : feel nya ilang kalau ditranslate

Q : mod apus aja, gak masuk bahasan sains
A : monggo kalau emang mau, tapi sebagai pertimbangan trit serupa di f246 idup kok




math
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
(k, referensi ke k:kilo, 10 pangkat 3)

pi sama i lagi ngamuk :
pi to i: Get real!
i to pi : Get rational!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Mathematicians never die - they only lose some of their functions.

kimia

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"


Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says "Ill have some H20!" The other one says "Ill have some H20 too!" and he dies. (H202)


>What has happened to all of the good chemistry jokes?
they argon.
(are gone)

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