diagnosis and aids
A lawyer goes to the doctor:
- I do not know what’s happening Doc: my liver hurts, my heart hurts, everything hurts me .
The doctor makes some analysis and says:
- I’m sorry to tell you but you have asbestos cancer and in 3 months you’re dying.
The lawyer leaves the doctors cabinet and on his way home meets a friend on the subway. He tells him about his visit at the doctor, and that he is suffering from AIDS and he’ll die in three months. The friend leaves quickly forgetting to shake hands with him. In the bus station meets another friend and has the same talk, and the same reaction. The story reaches the doctor’s ears and calls the man to the cabinet:
- Well sir what are you talking about? I said clearly that you have asbestos cancer, why do you tell everybody that you have AIDS?
- Doctor, I’m angry because I’m dying! But at least I know that nobody’s going to have sex with my wife after I die!

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