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Chuck Norris Programming Jokes
1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, its across the room.
2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
3. Chuck Norris doesnt have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
5. Chuck Norris cant test for equality because he has no equal.
6. Chuck Norris doesnt need garbage collection because he doesnt call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
7. Chuck Norriss first program was kill -9.
8. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
10. MySpace actually isnt your space, its Chucks (he just lets you use it).
11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
12. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
13. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
14. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
15. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations ever.
16. Chuck Norris doesnt use web standards as the web will conform to him.
17. It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
18. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
19. Chuck Norris doesnt do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
20. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
21. Chuck Norriss beard can type 140 wpm.
22. Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
23. Chuck Norris doesnt bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
24. Chuck Norriss keyboard doesnt have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
25. When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?.
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