A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the
counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions.

When she finally gets around to helping him he says : " I'd
like 99 condoms please miss. "

Annoyed at being called 'Miss' she replied : " Don't you
'Miss' me ! "

To which the guy replies : " O.K then, Make it 100. "



What's the difference between a tyre, and 365 condoms ?
One's a 'Goodyear' and the other is a really great year.