The following are new Windows messages that are under
consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

1.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

2.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3.Press any key except . . . no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE
!

4.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

5.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
another game ?

6.Windows message : " Error saving file! Format drive now
? (Y/Y) "

7.This is a message from God Gates : " Rebooting the
world. Please log
off. "

8.To " shut down " your system, type " WIN "

9.BREAKFAST.SYS halted . . . Cereal port not
responding.

10.COFFEE.SYS missing . . . Insert cup in cup holder and
press any key.

11.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

12.Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

13.Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

14.Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

15.WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL
& PAPER.SYS)

16.User Error: Replace user.

17.Windows VirusScan 1.0 - " Windows found : Remove
it ? (Y/N) "

18.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen
software titles have been deleted. The police are on the
way.